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1st Place:  Vagina Fleshlight

What is it?

The most imaginative masturbator ever, the Fleshlight, combines a hard plastic outer case with a soft ultra-realistic inside sleeve for the most thrilling ride of your life.  Comes in five shades (Pink, Mocha, Chocolate, Lavender, and Ice).

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How to Use The Fleshlight:

Take the gel (the pussy) out of the outer casing, and place it in hot water to get that “ohh so warm cherry pie feeling”.  Unless, of course, you’re a necrophiliac and you like things to be a bit on the cold side.  Then, put the gel back into the canister, lubricate your dick, and put some lube on the soft vagina lips of the Fleshlight.  Slide yourself into the Fleshlight, and spank that monkey like its never been spanked before!  The lips of the Fleshlight tightly hug around your throbbing cock with a warm grip that is guaranteed to make you cum.

Clean up on aisle 5

After your trip to happy town, you will need to clean your Fleshlight (this applies to all types of Fleshlight’s).  To clean up, just slide the gel out of the canister and wash your little soldiers out of the Fleshlight with soapy water.  It’s best if you let the gel dry and give it a light dusting of cornstarch to keep that pussy feeling like new.

Jesse Jane Fleshlight:

If you are a Jesse Jane fan, or if you have ever wondered what it would be like to fuck a porn star’s pussy without the fear of catching the clap, then you have to check out the Jesse Jane Fleshlight. 

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 2nd Place:  Ass Fleshlight

What Is It?

A soft sleeve that gives you a blowjob-like sensation.  You can twist the base to strengthen or weaken the sucking sensation.  This Ass Fleshlight absorbs body heat making it feel simply amazing!  If you always wanted to try anal sex, but never had a girl give up her brown eye, then this is the toy for you.

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 Teagan Presley Ass Fleshlight

The photo above is actually Tegan Presely’s Ass!  Yes, that’s right, this Fleshlight is molded from a porn star’s asshole (What is the job title of a person who pours a material down Tegan Presely’s asshole to mold her brown eye for a sex toy?).

3rd Place:  Mouth Fleshlight

What Is It?

The Mouth Fleshlight is a soft and tight love tunnel made from Super Skin™ material.  It looks and feels like real lips.  If your woman just won’t go down on you, or if you’re single and love a great blow job, then you will love the Mouth Fleshlight.  The only thing it doesn’t do is play with your balls.

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BDSM 101: Bondage for Beginners

So how did that Craigslist Casual Encounter hookup turn out?  Did you ever find a playmate on AFF?  No such luck finding a woman friend to play with?  Guys… that’s no surprise, and I am assuming I am speaking to the men prowling the internet to get laid because lets face it… women just need to post a picture of a bare leg or perhaps a delicious thong shot to get 2,000 horny responses.  Searching for a casual sex partner can be frustrating, but I am here to share how the men can wipe off the desperate stink.  Here is how to get laid using a casual encounters website.

1.  Do not post an ad or respond to an ad with a cock shot!

Come on guy, I know that your mother didn’t raise you in a barn, and she sure as hell didn’t raise you to be flashing your dick to every woman posting a casual encounters ad.  Do not respond to an ad with a cock picture unless she specifies she wants one in her post.  If you are posting an ad than you will have better results if you don’t put a dick pic on the ad’s main photo.  If you don’t want to show your face than try to get a body shot while wearing boxers at the very least.  It’s best to post an ad with your handsome face and/or body (no nudity).  You can blur out your face if you’re worried about your female boss finding your casual encounters post online.

2.  Do not respond to a woman’s post with a brainless one liner.

It does not turn on a woman when a man responds to her ad with a generic one liner asking when she is free to have a fun sport fuck.  You really have to read her ad and respond accordingly.  Try to ask her pleasant questions, and try to strike up a conversation.  She may get hundreds of replies every day, so the trick is to make yourself stand out of the sausage fest.  The idea is to get her to write you back.  Women are intelligent and they can tell when you have copied and pasted a not so cleaver one liner to respond to 50 ad’s.  Take the time to write a response specifically to her ad.  You will thank me for it later.

3.  Treat her like a lady.

Remember, even though she is posting an ad to find sex doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t treat her like a lady (unless she asks you to talk dirty in her ad, and then you can tell her how much you want to fuck that sweet cherry pie).

4.  Try to establish a connection before you push to meet or talk on the phone.

When you do get a response from a woman try not to push her into meeting immediately.  Don’t push her too fast because that will make you seem desperate, and if you appear desperate than the only date you will be having is one with your palm, some lotion, and a few dirty porn sites.  You have to build trust.  Again, just have a conversation about what you both would like to happen in freaky town (it’s great to have clear expectations), a little about each other, exchange some pictures, and hopefully have a few laughs.  After you can sense that she trusts you then you can casually suggest that you two should exchange numbers to text or talk.

5. Always ask to meet in public first.

Again, you are trying to build trust. It eases some tension when you suggest to meet at a bar or any place in public first, see if there is chemistry, and then move on from there.

Use these five tips and you will have more success finding the perfect fuck buddy.

Feel free to post comments, suggestions, funny stories, etc.

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Valentine’s Day Gifts for Men

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It can sometimes be difficult to decide what to get guys for Valentines Day.  Lets face it, the chocolates, roses, cards, and candy are all geared towards women on Valentine’s Day.  This article will show you the top 5 gifts men want on this romantic holiday.

5. Movie, Book, and/or Video Game

Guys love to read, watch movies, and/or play video games. I’m sure you have an idea about which movie, book, or video game to buy him, but if you don’t than just ask him what’s out now that interests him.  Not only give him this gift, but also give him the gift of silence to enjoy it.  A recent study showed that what married men miss the most about bachelorhood is their silence and free time to be alone. Not chasing around women.

4. Booze

A nice 6 pack, bottle of wine, or a bottle of his favorite liquor goes a long way in a man’s heart. Its an easy purchase, a no brainer, and it’s a nice gift to supplement your main Valentines day gift.  Just don’t make this your only gift.

3. Tickets to His Favorite Baseball, Basketball, or Hockey Team

Your guy will love tickets to his favorite baseball, basketball, or hockey team.  Buy 2 tickets to their next game for the both of you, wrap them up in a box so he can’t guess what the gift could be, and he will be happier than a little boy on Christmas when he opens your gift.  A great alternative to this would be to buy airplane tickets, and reserve a hotel for a romantic weekend retreat… Maybe in Vegas?

2. Lingerie

One of the best gifts you can buy for your guy is lingerie…. no not for him to wear, unless he likes that sort of thing.  Go to Victoria’s Secret or AdamAndEve.com to buy some very sexy lingerie to wear for him after he takes you on a nice Valentine’s Day dinner.  I’m sure your guy has hinted or joked about what type of lingerie he would love to see you wear.  A fantastic alternative to lingerie is to buy a sexy outfit to wear for him.  Guys love their spouses to wear sexy outfits.  Adam and Eve has the best selection of sexy outfits, you can trust them, and they ship in discreet boxes, so you don’t have to worry about anyone getting curious about your naughty packages (scroll down to find great lingerie ideas.)

1. Fantasy Sex

The best gift you can get a guy on Valentine’s Day is Free!  Your guy would absolutely love to have fantasy sex with you on Valentine’s Day.  Again, I’m sure he has hinted or joked about fantasy or kinky sex.  If you have no clue then just casually ask him what kind of fantasy or kinky sex he would honestly like to try in the future, and make it happen for him on Valentine’s Day!  Fantasy sex is absolutely the best gift for a guy on Valentine’s Day.

These are the top 5 gifts to get a guy on Valentine’s Day.  Please don’t be the woman who gets her guy candy or a stuffed animal. Also keep in mind that March 14th is Steak and Blow job day.  If you are unaware about this holiday, let me enlighten you.  Steak and Blow job day is the Valentine’s Day for men.  On Valentine’s Day men give women candy, roses, stuffed animals, romantic dinners, etc.  On Steak and BJ Day women cook a delicious, mouth watering steak, and then gives her guy a nice BJ for dessert.  That’s it, a steak and a BJ.  You have to love the simplicity of men.

Check out this same article on Squidoo. The only difference is there are suggested gifts for your man on our article on Squidoo.

http://www.squidoo.com/top-5-gifts-for-men-on-valentines-day

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Do you want to get a little kinky in the bedroom? Have you always wanted to try BDSM but never knew where to begin? Admittedly, its a daunting undertaking. All those whips and belts, chains and cuffs can sometimes rub people the wrong way (no pun intended) if you don’t know what you’re doing. It’s OK. We all start somewhere. Here are some of the best BDSM Toys to get you on your way to a saucier, sexier, and slippier sex life. This is BDSM 101: Bondage for Beginners.

 Restraints:

A Bondage Kit is never complete without restraints. In fact, this is basic Bondage here. Think of it as Bondage 101. They are handy to keep in your side drawer; pull them out for quickie, or use them in more complex role plays or “spank me daddy” sessions. Its a very basic toy to help you get comfortable in the world of BDSM. I recommend padded velcro cuff restraints for comfort. PLUS, you can tear your partner out of the restraints quickly, maybe give them a quick turn around, and ensue: assume the position please naughty school girl!

Ball Gag:

Candy Ball Gag

A sweet addition to a beginners bondage collection is the Candy Ball Gag. Yumm! This gag is real candy made with corn syrup, sugar, and flavoring. Hear your partner moan with pleasure to the sweet taste of a candy ball gag (and your gigantic cock, of course).

Maybe you’re a man looking for some dominating. No problem. Couple the Candy Ball Gag with some basic cuffs and you’ll be howling to your tough partner’s authority all night long!

  Leather Paddle:

Leather Whip:

Leather Whip

 Again, with this beginners toy, men and women can enjoy the submission position. Did she forget to bring you your morning coffee? Did she snap at you when you came home from work. What a naughty girl you have… Well you go on and slap that ass like there’s no tomorrow you wild stallion you!

An alternative to the two-sided paddle is a leather bound whip. Hell, maybe not alternative but ADDITION. (Don’t be shy now, go all out!)This is great for begginers because it decieves with the sound of pain but only delivers sensual pleasure. It may look scary and intimidating, but the only thing scary about this magical toy is the thought of living your sex life without it! The intense sound of swoosh flying through the air will have him/her anticipating the deepest pain, but instead s/he will feel a pleasant, erotic sensation meant to accompany the most intense of orgasms. Still on the fense about this basic toy, just try it and you’ll never look back.

 Blindfold:

Peek-a-boo wasn’t just meant for toddlers! Put on a eye mask and get playin! A bondage kit would never be complete without an eye mask. Meow tiger! This is safe and completelly erotic. Imagine the intense heat filling your body as you anticipate your partner’s next move, their next touch, their next lick or spank. That’s right, pure, 100% erotica!