m4w: How To Get Laid

So how did that Craigslist Casual Encounter hookup turn out?  Did you ever find a playmate on AFF?  No such luck finding a woman friend to play with?  Guys… that’s no surprise, and I am assuming I am speaking to the men prowling the internet to get laid because lets face it… women just need to post a picture of a bare leg or perhaps a delicious thong shot to get 2,000 horny responses.  Searching for a casual sex partner can be frustrating, but I am here to share how the men can wipe off the desperate stink.  Here is how to get laid using a casual encounters website.

 

1.  Do not post an ad or respond to an ad with a cock shot!

Come on guy, I know that your mother didn’t raise you in a barn, and she sure as hell didn’t raise you to be flashing your dick to every woman posting a casual encounters ad.  Do not respond to an ad with a cock picture unless she specifies she wants one in her post.  If you are posting an ad than you will have better results if you don’t put a dick pic on the ad’s main photo.  If you don’t want to show your face than try to get a body shot while wearing boxers at the very least.  It’s best to post an ad with your handsome face and/or body (no nudity).  You can blur out your face if you’re worried about your female boss finding your casual encounters post online.

 

2.  Do not respond to a woman’s post with a brainless one liner.

It does not turn on a woman when a man responds to her ad with a generic one liner asking when she is free to have a fun sport fuck.  You really have to read her ad and respond accordingly.  Try to ask her pleasant questions, and try to strike up a conversation.  She may get hundreds of replies every day, so the trick is to make yourself stand out of the sausage fest.  The idea is to get her to write you back.  Women are intelligent and they can tell when you have copied and pasted a not so cleaver one liner to respond to 50 ad’s.  Take the time to write a response specifically to her ad.  You will thank me for it later.

 

3.  Treat her like a lady.

Remember, even though she is posting an ad to find sex doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t treat her like a lady (unless she asks you to talk dirty in her ad, and then you can tell her how much you want to fuck that sweet cherry pie).

 

4.  Try to establish a connection before you push to meet or talk on the phone.

When you do get a response from a woman try not to push her into meeting immediately.  Don’t push her too fast because that will make you seem desperate, and if you appear desperate than the only date you will be having is one with your palm, some lotion, and a few dirty porn sites.  You have to build trust.  Again, just have a conversation about what you both would like to happen in freaky town (it’s great to have clear expectations), a little about each other, exchange some pictures, and hopefully have a few laughs.  After you can sense that she trusts you then you can casually suggest that you two should exchange numbers to text or talk.

 

5. Always ask to meet in public first.

Again, you are trying to build trust. It eases some tension when you suggest to meet at a bar or any place in public first, see if there is chemistry, and then move on from there.

 

Use these five tips and you will have more success finding the perfect fuck buddy.

Feel free to post comments, suggestions, funny stories, etc.

 

Photo by: graur razvan ionut

 

 

Check out other Nightcap Articles written by Jonathan:

 

 

http://www.nympholist.com/2012/02/06/valentines-day-gifts-for-men/Valentine’s Day Gifts for Men

 

 

 

 
 

http://www.nympholist.com/2012/02/06/bdsm101/BDSM 101: Bondage for Begginers

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